Meinen Birthday

Ok so as all of you know now its my birthday today and I'm reasonably pleased with what i got. I got all my debts wiped a new phone and 220 and a book. Well thats the important part is over im going to review Resistence: Fall of Man for the ps3. Ok so the game starts out as you being little no name boy in a little no name platoon and your instantly thrust into this strange alternate reality in which aliens or sumthing are attacking europe and its russias fault.So yes without giving muvh away you end up becomeing some sort of half human half alien and yes is basically a good WWII shooter with aliens and really good ragdoll physics. When you finnish the game yuo are givin the option to play through agian but with different weapons, but to me the mere fact that the game gave me this option just screamed at me "WE HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO OFFER" so i tryed it a little bit and got one different weapon and I gave up because i was bored.

OVER NINE THOUSAND VIEWS!!!!!

Yes viewers i have done what many thought was impossible and got over nine thousand blog views. This raises quite a few good questions 1. How did my blog become wildly popular and 2. why do I have no comments? I think the answer lies in the fact that my good friend Sean accidently advertised me on one of his posts (see http://www.thepainsofpwnage.blogspot.com/ for more info) and his 5 viewers who were rather dissapointed in his posting went "hey this guy is rather cool, i'm going to tell people about this. Which this then grew from that. Ok so I'm seriously considering doing game reviews mainly because a)I'm too insanely arrogant to care if people rage at me b) I'm getting about 500 hits a dayand c) i play quite a few video games. So yeah my msn is so unfamiliar@hotmail.com so if you have any suggestions or game ideas please email me or add me on msn if thats your thing. Once again readers we must come to and end and I will probobly post again tommorow seeing as it's my birthday so for now "good night readers".

Well I'm Back

Ok after my astronomically popular last post where I "pwnd" sean i decided to come back to have another crack at someone that I dont really like. This time its Liam. Ok what is your problem why do you hate me , I for one honestly don't care but the fact that you leave every signle conversation i enter has to say something about your mental health.Sure you don't like me and I accept that but dude GET OVER IT. I hate most people in our group that according to you I'm the leader. So whenever I leave I at least take friends with me , granted that when me and my close friends leave the conversation so does everyone else but they all suck to. My gosh I'm paying out a lot of people these last two posts. Well I must say that most of the people that think their in the group that I am apparently the leader of will soon leave or we will leave (We meaning everyone I like). Well for today I'm saying good night readers and by the way picture unrelated to this post.

Ok so some comebacks and some general ranting

Ok so here we are in the year 2008 and the olympics are on. These only happen every four years (well every two years if you count the winter but who does?) so , I was watching the olympics last saturday or sunday I don't really know which and then the AFL comes on . THE AFL yes you heard me THE AFL comes on so I'm stuck watching some guys play a sport that nobody even likes in NSW. Oh well its cool. Ok now to the important part Sean, yes i know its the most important he's ever felt but what i find most humourous about this morbidly obese man is that he contradicts himself SO very much. Lets have a snippet of his latest blog which was paying ME out about MY bad grammer and spelling:" WTF, who do u think u are paying out my blog, especially u jack, it great to c that you have the ego to insult some1 elses blog when urs suxs epic shit, lets have a looksie at urs shall we..." And thats is so i think we shall start the bidding at $1000 who can understand THEN actually agree with what the hugely overweight boy is saying? Also another thing that is funny about this massively rotund child is that he thinks that 1.People actually are reading his blog and 2. That the people who actually read his blog really CARE about what this whinging fat kid has to say. Also, quite a few people have been doubing how much I know. I know that quite a few people hate me and what your saying isn't a comeback lets have an example i said something that Jack Measures took offence to today and his reply was "you know willy not as many people like you as you think" so i was FLABBERGASTED so i asked whom doesnt like me and he replyed with himself and Liam BB so yes the two biggest wankers (i mean that in the literal sence) hate me . Ok thats about (or should i say aboot?) it for this post. Once again readers same Jack Time same Jack Channel tune in next time for more.

Ok ignore the blank post

so now im back cruising on the huge sucess of my first blog im here to once again crap on about nothing for a paragraph or two. Ok lets start out about hwo everyone sucks but me (sean your gonna love this)So on sunday i organised an outing as such and only by best friend turned up and then when i get home i see all these emails in my inbox asking what time we are meeting up even though i explicitly said 5pm at the hornsby fountain but yeah it was cool we saw the dark knight again which by the way brilliant and even though heath ledgers dead i think we could replace him with mabye jonny depp becaues hes a good actor man ok so back to whatever i was talking about ok thats about it for now fellas im outie

Here's a start

Well this blog probobly mabye wont be updated ever again because im very bored and reasonably sick ive got this asthma thing and it suck hairy gay men arse i dont know what that sucks like but i assume the people who read this do mainly beacause at this moment i havent advertised it but if i do advertise it it will probobly be under the banner that read hot tits and huge jugs because thats how you get viewers trust me. Now on to why i made this blog a certain fat friend of mine made one so im not copying because he read this and deciede to go back to the past and make one but let me tell you the fat kid that made thepainsofpwnage.blogspot.com is an evil time traveller ever heard of albert einstein yep thats him under some sort of german guise oh well im going to go cough up half a lung and remember beware the fat time traveller kid!